Things I Learned from THE DARK KNIGHT

1. Heath Ledger Joker is cute, sexy, and rape-able.

2. Aaron Eckhart is handsome. (I normally don't use "handsome" to describe nice-looking men.)

3. The movie should have been titled "Gordon: The Movie." Shut up. You know it was mostly about him. NOW GIVE GARY OLDMAN HIS DAMN OSCAR!!!

What's my opinion about The Dark Knight? Ask me that tomorrow.

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